Also known as: Could This Be Christmas? (script title)
Release Date: November 16th, 1996 (Mall of America premiere)
Directed by: Brian Levant
Written by: Randy Kornfield
Music by: David Newman
Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, Jake Lloyd, Curtis Armstrong, Robert Conrad, Martin Mull, Jim Belushi, Richard Moll, Mickey Rooney, Paul Wight, Mo Collins
1492 Pictures, 20th Century Fox, 89 Minutes, 94 Minutes (Director’s Cut)
“We get one day a year to prove we’re not screw-ups, and what do we do? We screw it up.” – Myron Larabee
I never saw this movie in its entirety until Christmas Day, 2018.
When it came out in 1996, I thought it looked terrible. I was also a senior in high school and going out with girls was more important than watching bad movies with Arnie, Sinbad and young Anakin Skywalker crying over a lame toy.
Since I have exhausted so many Christmas classics, I figured that I’d give this a chance. Besides, I actually love Arnie, Sinbad and the great Phil Hartman. Plus, this also has small roles for Curtis Armstrong (Booger from Revenge of the Nerds), Martin Mull, Jim Belushi, Richard Moll (Bull from Night Court), Mickey Rooney, Robert Conrad, Mo Collins and “The Big Show” Paul Wight.
So if I’m being honest, which I always am, I was surprised by how much I enjoyed this stupid movie. It’s a lot of fun, there isn’t a dull moment and the chemistry between Schwarzenegger and Sinbad is really good. I actually just wish that they would’ve shared more scenes together.
The rest of the cast also did well and the rivalry between Arnold and Phil Hartman was entertaining. Man, Hartman was great as a neighbor creeper moving in on Arnold’s wife but in all seriously, was he insane? Arnie’s the f’n Terminator!
The only big problem with the movie is that it all falls apart in the finale. I was on board and digging everything up until the parade where Arnold and Sinbad are dressed up like a superhero and a supervillain and Arnold actually has a functioning jetpack. I know that this is a dumb, mindless movie but watching Arnold fly around downtown without proper jetpack training, moving in a way that isn’t possible by physics, made it so that I couldn’t suspend disbelief any longer. It was total cringe and destroyed the fun movie that this was before that shoddy action sequence kicked off.
Ignoring that atrocious ending, I probably would have given this about a 7.25. Seriously, I enjoyed it that much for 90 percent of the movie.
Still, I’d watch this again but probably not for several years once I’ve run through a few dozen other holiday films.
Plus, the cast keeps things pretty engaging for the most part and the reindeer fight was the stuff of legend.
Pairs well with: other Schwarzenegger comedies: Kindergarten Cop, Twins and I guess Junior but no one should suffer through that one.
I love this film and can never understand the bad rep it gets from some quarters. Sure, it’s stupid and so “90’s Family Fun” that it hurts but that’s kinda the point. I love some of Sinbad’s quotes such as “That was really a bomb?!? What a sick world we live in!” and ” I work for the post office so you KNOW I’m unstable!”. Plus it’s Arnie and Arnie makes most things better than they should be.
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Watching this made me wish that Arnie and Sinbad would have done more films together. In fact, I’d rather Sinbad be the new brother in the Twins sequel instead of Eddie Murphy.